jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter
a sharp, knife-like letter opener
a heavy metal whatever this thing is
a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash
and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket
creativity, thy middle name is tiberius
The thing that gets me through my period is the idea that I’d score some points with Klingons and they’ll think I’m badass.
"She bleeds for five days and still she stands! She is a true warrior."
Why the hell was Kirk climbing out of like a turbolift shafty(?) thing at the start of Amok Time? $10 says he was trying to avoid Bones
like Bones has just come up the turbolift and is obviously SPECIFICALLY looking for Kirk. Kirk 100% climbed up an entire floor to avoid having a ‘personal conversation’ with Bones about Spock he was like actually power climbing away wow
Nice try Jimbo, didn’t work, Bones is gonna talk to you about Spock and probably ~feelings~
I know that face, that’s the face I make when my Mom is asking me to talk about shit I don’t wanna talk about, it’s the ‘fucKIN WHAT DO U WANT’ face after she’s been yelling at me to talk to her for like 20 solid minutes. mhmm.